I’ve worked on for fun, for money and sometimes as servitude due to time not technically existing and all.

Side Dishes

Other things I’ve worked on for fun, pleasure, and/or financial gain.

He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.
~ Muhammad Ali

a renaissance of

Talentless Hacks

Incomplete List

of technologies I spend my days gazing desperately at for solutions to everyday problems.

  • JavaScript
  • ActionScript
  • Responsive Design
  • Adobe Creative Suite
  • PhotoShop
  • Illustrator
  • Dreamweaver
  • Flash
  • Google Analytics
  • Google Apps Administration
  • Hosting / Dedicated Server Management
  • Windows Systems & Administration
  • Linux/Unix (FreeBSD)
  • Internet Information Services (IIS) & Apache
  • ASP, PHP Scripting Languages
  • and more…
Bored Yet?

Let’s ditch this lollipop stand and head to the great outdoors for some adventure. Snap a few photos, hike into the forest bike 20 miles across town or kayak down the Huron river. Anything but stare at this screen one iota longer.

If you insist, I suppose there is more down further to read, click, scroll and fondle with your cursor. I can’t guarantee it will be exciting. While you are doing that I am going to grab a coffee at Comet Coffee, snap a few photos around town and explore the local wildlife.

You should come too.

Unless of course you would rather continue scrolling & swiping through this mostly useless diatribe of information. Then please, by all means don’t let me stop you with these mostly useless words!

Just don’t cry when you miss this kick-ass sunset.


to do about nothing. Mostly photo galleries of events, travels, or just whatever may inspire me that day. I work for peanuts, if you like any of my photos let me know. They can be printed, mounted, and framed. Peanuts should be solid gold.

Noise proves nothing.
Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
~ Mark Twain


Blog Posts

from nothing to something to ramblings of an insane person at times. Oh and let’s not forget the rants, we must have ranting for the sake of our sanity.

I hate flowers
I paint them because they’re cheaper than models & they don’t move.
~ Georgia O’Keeffe

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nothing, something or anything. Take your pick. I am a father, once brother, son, artist, writer, tinkerer, imagineer, designer, eater and lover of all things life. For the most part, I am me, a quack.
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